dontwinfriendswithsalad:

can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours

" We didn’t give women the right to vote (in the U.S.) until 1920. …That means American Democracy is 94 years old. There are three people in my building older than American democracy. Women have had a rough time. It was so okay to beat your wife until so recently, that today we have a kind of shirt named after it. There’s a piece of clothing in our culture affectionately nicknamed after beating the crap out of your wife, and for some reason this is offensive to nobody. "

- Louis CK monologue  (via housewifeswag)

(Source: sonnyjohnson)

" Because hangovers hurt less than heartache. "

- Six Word Story by P.P. (via bruisedbbygirl)

" Never get too attached to anyone unless they also feel the same towards you, because one sided expectations can mentally destroy you. "

-

unknown

life

(via s4ns-titre)

the motto

(via harvest-holly)

(Source: yourstrulymaudia)

" I’d be his, if he asked. "

- Six Word Story (via allineedissix)

" After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week. "

theweaponofchoice:

what’s even cornier are those posts like ADULTS FORCE YOU TO GO TO COLLEGE AND CHOOSE A CAREER FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE I JUST WANT TO TRAVEL THE WORLD, EXPERIENCE LIFE, AND BE IN THE WILD

boo hoo your parents are paying for you to go to college how do you think you’re going to travel the world when all you do now is watch reruns of Daria and make text posts about how you’re too scared to use a telephone to order delivery pizza